Quote by Steven Wright

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.

Summary

This humorous quote suggests a scenario where the person is unable to locate the remote control for their electronic device, emphasizing the level of frustration and confusion they experience. It highlights the absurdity of the situation, as they are unable to access a crucial tool to operate their device simply because they cannot find the means to control it. This quote resonates with anyone who has ever experienced the frustration of misplacing everyday items, emphasizing the humor that can be found in such relatable predicaments.

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