The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'

There is a strong tendency in the United States to rally round the flag and their troops, no matter how mistaken the war.

George McGovern

South Park started as a little video Christmas card.

Joel Hodgson

The wise make proverbs, and fools repeat them.

Isaac Disraeli

O God, early in the morning I cry to you.Help me to pray and gather my thoughts to you, I cannot do it alone.In me it is dark, but with you there is light;I am lonely, but you do not desert me;My courage fails me, but with you there is help;I am restless, but with you there is peace;in me there is bitterness, but with you there is patience;I do not understand your ways, but you know the way for me.Father in Heaven praise and thanks be to you for the night

Dietrich Bonhoeffer, A prayer wr

I certainly don't want a child of mine to be famous, or anyone I was very close to who isn't yet... It's the worst thing to be trapped in your house not be able to leave.

Elizabeth Hurley

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone.

Jorge Luis Borges

Life is not accountable to us. We are accountable to life.

Denis Waitley

I don't particularly think marriage is a sane thing.

Sean Young

The giving and receiving of pleasure is a need and an ecstasy.

Kahlil Gibran

Many intelligence reports in war are contradictory even more are false, and most are uncertain.

Karl Von Clausewitz

A guerra é a forma de Deus en­si­nar ge­o­grafia aos ame­ri­ca­nos.

Ambrose Bierce

If you have no enemies you are apt to be in the same predicament in regard to friends.

Elbert Hubbard