Quote by Steven Wright

When I go, I'm flying Air Bizarre. It's a good airline. Youbuy a one way round trip ticket. You leave any Monday, and theybring you back the previous Friday... That way you still havethe weekend.

When I go, I'm flying Air Bizarre. It's a good airline. Youb

Summary

The quote humorously plays on the concept of time and flight travel. It suggests that by flying with Air Bizarre, one can experience a unique time travel experience where they buy a one-way round trip ticket, leave on a Monday, and return on the previous Friday. This implies that the airline somehow allows passengers to relive the weekend, adding a sense of whimsy and absurdity to the idea of flying. Overall, the quote serves as a lighthearted commentary on the unpredictability and fun that can be associated with air travel.

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By Steven Wright

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