Quote by John Green

Lady and gentleman, when my parents left Korea with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the considerable wealth they had amassed in the shipping business, they had a dream. They had a dream that one day amid the snowy hilltops of western North Carolina, their son would lose his virginity to a cheerleader in the woman's bathroom of a Waffle House just off the interstate. My parents have sacrificed so much for this dream! And that is why we must journey on, despite all trials and tribulations! Not for me and least of all for the poor cheerleader in question, but for my parents and indeed for all immigrants who came to his great nation in what they themselves could never have: CHEERLEADER SEX.

Lady and gentleman, when my parents left Korea with nothing

Summary

This quote is a humorous and exaggerated portrayal of the American dream and the sacrifices made by immigrants. It highlights the ambitions and aspirations that individuals have when immigrating to a new country, with the hopes of achieving something more than what they had back home. Through the comedic lens of losing one's virginity to a cheerleader in a Waffle House, the quote satirically emphasizes the determination, resilience, and pursuit of unconventional dreams that people might have, and the significance they attach to these accomplishments.

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