Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax!

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it ou

Summary

This quote describes a comical incident where the speaker's tie caught fire, leading to an unexpected and exaggerated response from someone nearby. The humor lies in the absurdity of using an ax to extinguish a small fire on a tie. The quote may be highlighting the unpredictability of certain situations and how unexpected actions can occur in moments of panic or confusion.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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