Quote by Steven Wright

My neighbor has a circular driveway... He can't get out.

My neighbor has a circular driveway... He can't get out.

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the neighbor's circular driveway is so enticing and convenient that they are unintentionally preventing themselves from leaving their own property. It highlights the irony of having a feature designed for convenience becoming a hindrance in this particular scenario. This short explanation captures the humor in the absurdity and irony of the situation.

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