Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

One day...as I came home early from work...I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy...Hey buddy...why are you doing that for? He said..Because you came home early.

One day...as I came home early from work...I saw a guy joggi

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This quote humorously suggests that the person who came home early unexpectedly influenced another person's behavior. The naked jogger's response implies that their decision to run without clothes was a spontaneous reaction to being caught off guard by the early arrival. It highlights the unexpected and sometimes irrational choices people can make when they feel caught in an unexpected situation.

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