Quote by Steven Wright

I saw a sign: Rest Area 25 Miles. That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.

I saw a sign: Rest Area 25 Miles. That's pretty big. Some pe

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This quote humorously highlights the idea that the concept of distance is subjective and can vary from person to person. The sign "Rest Area 25 Miles" implies that for some individuals, the distance to reach a resting point feels excessively long, suggesting a high level of exhaustion. It emphasizes the different physical and mental capacities of people, reinforcing the humorous notion that some individuals might consider a relatively short distance as an arduous journey.

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