Quote by David Brenner

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can hav

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This quote humorously defines a vegetarian as someone who refrains from consuming any food that can reproduce. While a traditional interpretation of being a vegetarian typically involves not eating meat or animal products, this quote takes a literal and lighthearted approach to highlight the avoidance of food derived from organisms that can bear offspring. It playfully simplifies the concept of vegetarianism by focusing on the exclusion of foods that come from reproductive systems.

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