Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

Went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted, surprise me I said, so he showed me a naked picture of my wife.

Went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I w

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This quote humorously plays on the idea of being surprised when ordering a drink at a bar. Instead of receiving a typical surprise concoction, the bartender shocks the speaker by showing a naked picture of his wife. The quote highlights the unexpected and unconventional manner in which the bartender fulfilled the request, turning a simple situation into a comical twist.

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