Quote by Steven Wright

I went to court for a parking ticket. I pleaded insanity. Isaid, Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park inthe passing lane?

I went to court for a parking ticket. I pleaded insanity. Is

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This quote is a humorous statement about a driver's attempt to excuse their parking in the passing lane by pleading insanity in court. It highlights the absurdity of parking in an inappropriate location and suggests that no rational person would do so. The speaker uses irony and sarcasm to make a lighthearted point.

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