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(About sweeping)....What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.
Terry Pratchett
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.
And a beautiful world we live in, when it is possible, and when many other such things are possible, and not only possible, but done-- done, see you!-- under that sky there, every day.
Charles Dickens
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.
