Joke Quotes

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Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you a

Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.

Love Violence Joke Sweet Honey Intimacy Kick Offense Shoot

The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet no

The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.

G.K. Chesterton

Truth Humor Funny Humour Joke

An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American form

An old joke has an Oxford professor meeting an American former graduate student and asking him what he's working on these days. 'My thesis is on the survival of the class system in the United States.' 'Oh really, that's interesting: one didn't think there was a class system in the United States.' 'Nobody does. That's how it survives.

Christopher Hitchens

Funny Class Humour United States Joke

And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the

And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle - Flint alongside her - poke him in the eye, Angelina - it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...

Humor Funny Gryfindor Joke