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Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind of joke factory in Indonesia where you've got eight-year-olds working ninety hours a week to deliver you that kind of top-quality witticism? There are boy bands with more original material.
John Green
An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow
Benjamin Franklin
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George Orwell
Even the gods love jokes
Plato
Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg!
Terry Pratchett
