Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Sarcasm.
You're stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?
Carrie Ryan
I have tried to teach you the wonders of the spiritual world...I have tried to show how we mortals can attain such wisdom... ...and I've decided you're a pillock.
Roger Kettle
Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.
Chuck Klosterman
I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL . . . BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK . . . . IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS
ASHISH RANJAN
A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
Cassandra Clare
How 'bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail.
Jennifer Salaiz
What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb.American novels, answered Lord Henry.
Oscar Wilde
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women.It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it.
REMIND ME AGAIN, he said, HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE.
Terry Pratchett
n.: In Italian, a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison.
Ambrose Bierce
The doctor seemed especially troubled by the fact of the robbery having been unexpected, and attempted in the night-time; as if it were the established custom of gentlemen in the housebreaking way to transact business at noon, and to make an appointment, by the twopenny post, a day or two previous.
Charles Dickens
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind of joke factory in Indonesia where you've got eight-year-olds working ninety hours a week to deliver you that kind of top-quality witticism? There are boy bands with more original material.
John Green
We...we could be friends.'We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not.
Neil Gaiman
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
Independence is earned by a few words of cheap confidence
Albert Camus
One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.
Oh no, praying is great, without it the thumbscrews and the Iron Maiden probably never would have been invented.
Stephen King
Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since as good as renounced it
Thomas Carlyle
