Quote by Frank Carson

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a ver

Summary

In this quote, the speaker is asserting that someone has plagiarized their most valuable creative work, suggesting that the alleged individual copied their original and humorous ideas. The speaker acknowledges the accused person's comedic talent while emphasizing the betrayal of their trust and intellectual property rights. It concisely conveys the speaker's frustration and disappointment in realizing their own work has been appropriated without recognition or permission.

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By Frank Carson

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