I always like to start my morning with a good amount of fruit. I really like pineapple, particularly because of the enzymes that it has. Sometimes I have oatmeal. But if I'm feeling like I really want to be watching my weight more, then I definitely do a protein, like an omelet, scrambled eggs or some smoked salmon.

My goal is to show everyone that they, too, can do what they love to do.

Jason Mraz

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.

Chevy Chase

What a country, and what a culture, when the liberals cry before they are hurt, and the reactionaries pose as brave nonconformists, while the radicals make a fetish of their own jokey irrelevance.

Christopher Hitchens

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

Don Herold

All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full.

Bible

Alas! they had been friends in youth but whispering tongues can poison truth.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Nothing in his life became him like the leaving it.

William Shakespeare

Hypocrisy is the homage that vice pays to virtue.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

That's the public-school system all over. They may kick you out, but they never let you down.

Evelyn Waugh

Tyrants seldom want pretexts.

Edmund Burke

Honesty is a question of right or wrong, not a matter of policy.

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The President is also captured in a well-worn TV news clip, making a boilerplate response to a question on terrorism and then asking the reporters to watch his drive. Well, that's what you get if you catch the President on a golf course. If Eisenhower had done this, as he often did, it would have been presented as calm statesmanship. If Clinton had done it, as he often did, it would have shown his charm.

Christopher Hitchens