Quote by Dave Barry

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can wi

Summary

This quote, with a hint of humor, conveys the idea that the speaker's skill in winning arguments is so formidable that it intimidates others. The speaker's claim to be able to win any debate against any opponent implies a high level of confidence in their debating abilities. The mention of friends steering clear and not inviting the speaker to parties showcases the unintended consequences of this skill, suggesting that people avoid engaging in debates in fear of being outmatched.

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Argument & Debate

By Dave Barry

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