I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.

When we are happy, we are always good, but when we are good, we are not always happy.

Oscar Wilde

Gravity is not a force.

Albert Einstein

Man is the only creature who refuses to be what he is.

Albert Camus

Any idiot can face a crisis, it's the day to day living that wears you out.

Anton Chekhov

Like everything in life, it is not what happens to you but how you respond to it that counts.

Steve Backley

Movies absorb our attention more completely, I think.

Roger Ebert

The task of science is to stake out the limits of the knowable, and to center consciousness within them.

Rudolf Virchow

It would seem that Our Lord finds our desires not too strong, but too weak. We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered us, like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea. We are far too easily pleased.

C.S. Lewis

The Democratic Party looks at massive immigration, legal and illegal, as a source of voters.

Tom Tancredo

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Helen Rowland

My great hope would be that Quebec would realize itself fully as a distinct part of Canada, and stay Canadian, bringing to Canada a part of its richness.

Gabrielle Roy

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

Jessica Simpson