Quote by Steven Wright

I was arrested for selling illegalsized paper.

I was arrested for selling illegalsized paper.

Summary

This quote likely refers to a situation where the speaker was arrested for selling paper that did not meet the legally required dimensions or size standards, such as in the case of official documents or particular standards set by authorities. It highlights the consequences faced by the speaker for engaging in this illegal activity.

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By Steven Wright

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