I think the biggest lie the devil ever told was that beauty and goodness are the same.

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. Bartlett's Familiar Quotations is an admirable work, and I studied it intently. The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.

Sir Winston Churchill

I find Indian music very funky. I mean it's very soulful, with their own kind of blues. But it's the only other school on the planet that develops improvisation to the high degree that you find in jazz music. So we have a lot of common ground.

John McLaughlin

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

Alan Shearer

If you don't drive your business you will be driven out of business.

B. C. Forbes

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.

Trey Parker

Restless, and in desperate need of adventure, I quit my job at an insurance company to travel west with a couple of guys I smoked pot with, scandalizing my family.

Mink Stole

First I was dying to finish high-school and start college. Then I was dying to finish college and start working. Next, I was dying for my children to grow old enough for school, so I could return to work. Finally, I was dying to retire. And now, I am dying

Source Unknown

For a long time I found the celebrities of modern painting and poetry ridiculous. I loved absurd pictures, fanlights, stage scenery, mountebanks backcloths, inn-signs, cheap colored prints; unfashionable literature, church Latin, pornographic books badly spelt, grandmothers novels, fairy stories, little books for children, old operas, empty refrains, simple rhythms.

Arthur Rimbaud

People who are in a fortunate position always attribute virtue to what makes them so happy.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Correspondences are like small clothes before the invention of suspenders; it is impossible to keep them up.

Sydney Smith

...Today the invisible hand seems confused and indecisive...Ideology and rhetoric increasingly guide policy decision, often bearing little relationship to factual reality. And the America we once knew seems divided and angry, defiantly embracing unreason.

Shawn Lawrence Otto

Education is a weapon, whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.

Josef Stalin