Quote by Steven Wright

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to

Summary

This quote is a humorous and light-hearted way of making fun of the myth surrounding the Bermuda Triangle and Santa Claus. It suggests that the Bermuda Triangle, a supposed area of mysterious disappearances, has relocated to Alaska, causing Santa Claus to go missing. The statement plays on the idea that the Bermuda Triangle is a place of unexplained occurrences, adding a comical twist by suggesting it has disrupted the well-known narrative of Santa Claus delivering gifts from the North Pole.

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