A blot in thy escutcheon to all futurity.

I think the great sketch shows, like 'Python' and 'Mr. Show,' they didn't stick around for very long. There's something kind of cool about that.

Tim Heidecker

Man cannot live by bread alone he must have peanut butter.

James A. Garfield

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Groucho Marx

You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

George Burns

Science only goes so far, then comes God.- Noah Calhoun-

Nicholas Sparks

A wise traveler never despises his own country.

William Hazlitt

I wasn't one to go out and buy a new car and stereo system and expensive clothes. My mom helped keep me grounded.

Christina Applegate

Most of the fundamental ideas of science are essentially simple, and may, as a rule, be expressed in a language comprehensible to everyone.

Albert Einstein

I studied the Quran a great deal. I came away from that study with the conviction that by and large there have been few religions in the world as deadly to men as that of Muhammad. As far as I can see, it is the principal cause of the decadence so visible today in the Muslim world and, though less absurd than the polytheism of old, its social and political tendencies are in my opinion more to be feared, and I therefore regard it as a form of decadence rather than a form of progress in relation to paganism itself.

Alexis de Tocqueville

Learning is its own exceeding great reward.

William Hazlitt

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.

Rose Kennedy

You've got to ask! Asking is, in my opinion, the world's most powerful - and neglected - secret to success and happiness.

Percy Ross