Blows are sarcasm's turned stupid.

I'm so incredibly tired of giving respect to a lot of delusions and crazy ideas just because they are regarded as religions.

Bjorn Ulvaeus

This woman is beautiful and clever: but how much cleverer she would have become if she were not beautiful!

Friedrich Nietzsche

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC.

Andy Grove

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

Erma Bombeck

I know that each of us has much to do. Sometimes we feel overwhelmed by the tasks we face. But if we keep our priorities in order, we can accomplish all that we should. We can endure to the end regardless of temptations, problems, and challenges.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

We are all fools when one wise man appears.

Orson Scott Card

Since ancient times, people from throughout Asia have brought to Japan their talents, knowledge and energy, helping to lay the basis for Japan's existence as a country.

Daisaku Ikeda

What I took back, because of my exposure to the Jewish music of the 30s and the 40s in my upbringing with my father, was that kind of theatrical songwriting. It was always a part of my character. This desire to make people laugh.

Pete Townshend

Who is the loving person? The loving person is the person who loves him or herself. I say this so often, and people say, Oh yes, you're so right, but they don't do it! You will never be able to love anyone else until you love yourself. Even With your Fat Thighs!

Leo Buscaglia

To paraphrase Winston Churchill, I did not take the oath I have just taken with the intention of presiding over the dissolution of the world's strongest economy.

Ronald Reagan

If it is surely the means to the highest end we know, can any work be humble or disgusting? Will it not rather be elevating as a ladder, the means by which we are translated?

Henry David Thoreau

A man calumniated is doubly injured -- first by him who utters the calumny, and then by him who believes it.

Herodotus