Quote by Steven Wright

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

Summary

This quote suggests a perspective on the outcome of an ambitious endeavor. Despite investing heavily (buying a million lottery tickets), the individual only achieved a minimal return (winning a dollar). It implies that even after great effort and potential anticipation for a significant payoff, sometimes the actual outcome may fall short of expectations. Consequently, the quote highlights the unpredictable nature of certain ventures and serves as a reminder of the potential disappointment one might face in pursuing fortune or success.

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By Steven Wright

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