Quote by Steven Wright

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it.

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add t

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of expressing confusion or absurdity. It playfully highlights the contradiction of buying powdered water, which insinuates that water is a basic and readily available element that doesn't typically need to be purchased. By questioning what to add to powdered water, the quote jokingly implies that water itself is the missing ingredient, leading to a humorous twist in logic.

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By Steven Wright

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