When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.

When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing: they are as clever as you.

Irving Layton

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Emo Philips

The financial reward is great and I love the life I have, but all money makes possible is for you to stop worrying about money. Then you have freedom to live your life.

Paul Stanley

A woman can't be alone. She needs a man. A man and a woman support and strengthen each other. She just can't do it by herself.

Marilyn Monroe

A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

Being a singer is all about me. About ego. Being a mom is all about being selfless - two different worlds.

Gwen Stefani

Science is the highest personification of the nation because that nation will remain the first which carries the furthest the works of thought and intelligence.

Louis Pasteur

Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is of course the miracle.

Heinrich Heine

Those who improve with age embrace the power of personal growth and personal achievement and begin to replace youth with wisdom, innocence with understanding, and lack of purpose with self-actualization.

Bo Bennett

Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you - even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers, and triumphs over all opposition.

Neil Gaiman

Power is the great aphrodisiac.

Henry A. Kissinger

The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite.

William Shakespeare