Come, cuddle your head on my shoulder, dear,Your head like the golden-rod,And we will go sailing away from hereTo the beautiful land of Nod.

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

Charlie Sheen

Of all things which wisdom provides to make life entirely happy, much the greatest is the possession of friendship.

Epicurus

I am an Epicurean. I consider the genuine (not the imputed) doctrines of Epicurus as containing everything rational in moral philosophy which Greek and Roman leave to us.

Thomas Jefferson

He that is born to be hanged shall never be drowned.

Proverb

If you can provide the funding and you get the leadership, you'll have a competitive team.

T. Boone Pickens

It is rude to silence a fool, and cruelty to let him go on.

Source Unknown

Gravity and acceleration are equivalent.

Albert Einstein

It ain't easy to break out of a mold, but if you do your work, people will ultimately see what you're capable of. Too often, people find it easier to make assumptions and stick with what they believe. They put you in a place and it makes their job easier. The good people constantly search for something different.

Christopher Meloni

I went into this bar and sat down next to a pretty girl. She looked at me and said, Hey, you have two different colored socks on. I said, Yeah, I know, but to me they're the same because I go by thickness.

Steven Wright

This was not an act of terrorism, but it was an act of war.

George W. Bush

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense.

Edward W. Howe

Almost anyone can be an author the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.

A. A. Milne