Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. They caught him stealing pens

I come from a stupid family. My father worked in a bank. The

Summary

This quote is a humorous remark reflecting self-deprecation. The speaker suggests that their family is not particularly intelligent, as evidenced by their father's job in a bank and getting caught stealing pens, a minor action. However, it should be taken light-heartedly and not as a serious reflection on intelligence or character.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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