Quote by Steven Wright
A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, Why were you going so fast? I said, See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it.
Summary
This quote humorously represents a lighthearted encounter between the narrator (who was stopped for speeding) and a police officer. The explanation offered by the narrator subtly showcases their wit and sarcasm as they facetiously explain the basic mechanics of operating a car to the cop. It highlights a playful exchange where the narrator uses this explanation as a clever and unexpected response to justify their speeding, seeming to imply their understanding of the officer's question is rather obvious.