Quote by Steven Wright
I decided to leave and go to California, so I packed up mySalvador Dali print of two blindfolded dental hygienists tryingto make a circle on an EtchaSketch, and I headed for thehighway and began hitching. Within three minutes I got pickedup by one of those huge trailer trucks carrying 20 brand newcars. I climbed up the side of the cab and opened the door.The guy said, I don't have much room up here, why don't you getinto one of the cars out back. So I did. And he was reallyinto picking people up because he picked up 19 more. We all hadour own cars. Then he went 90 miles per hour and we all gotspeeding tickets.
Summary
This quote humorously narrates a spontaneous decision made by the speaker to leave their current location and travel to California. As they set off on a hitchhiking adventure, they quickly get picked up by a truck transporting brand new cars. To accommodate the hitchhikers, the driver suggests they get into the cars being transported. As they speed down the highway, all of the passengers, including the speaker, receive speeding tickets. The quote showcases the unpredictable and absurd nature of the speaker's journey while adding an element of humor to the narrative.
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