Quote by Steven Wright

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a who

Summary

This quote seems to highlight an individual's infatuation with their dental hygienist. The person confesses that upon each visit, they indulge in a substantial amount of Oreo cookies while waiting. These indulgences occasionally prolong their dental appointment, as the hygienist may have to adjust the schedule accordingly. The quote reflects a humorous and light-hearted admiration the individual holds for their dental hygienist, and suggests that their infatuation may inadvertently affect the scheduling of appointments.

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By Steven Wright

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