Quote by Mitch Hedberg

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the unattainable perfection of a wall in the game of tennis. It emphasizes that no matter how hard one tries, they will never reach the level of flawless consistency and efficiency that a wall embodies on the court. It reflects the frustration and self-deprecation that can come from comparing one's abilities to an immutable object, ultimately expressing a sense of futility in trying to achieve absolute excellence.

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