The devil made me do it I have never made one of them do anything. They live their own lives. I do not live their lives for them.

The English novels are the only relaxation of the intellectually unemployed. But one should not be too severe on them. They show a want of knowledge that must be the result of years of study.

Oscar Wilde

The mind is not a hermit's cell, but a place of hospitality and intercourse.

Charles Horton Cooley

My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.

Oprah Winfrey

We don't stop hiking because we grow old - we grow old because we stop hiking

Finis Mitchell

Ideas devour the ages as men are devoured by their passions. When man is cured, human nature will cure itself perhaps.

Honore de Balzac

If you will work in co-operation, forgetting the past, burying the hatchet, you are bound to succeed.

Muhammad Ali Jinnah

I have a very dark sense of humor.

Andy Dick

Why should you think that I should woo in scorn?Scorn and derision never come in tears:Look, when I vow, I weep; and vows so born, In their nativity all truth appears.How can these things in me seem scorn to you,Bearing the badge of faith, to prove them true?

William Shakespeare

The future ain't what it used to be.

Yogi Berra

Peace for us means the destruction of Israel. We are preparing for an all-out war, a war which will last for generations.

Yasser Arafat

People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.

Thomas Sowell

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies.

Napoleon Bonaparte