Quote by Jarod Kintz

Witnesses in my dream can place me in my bed, asleep, at the time of the murder.

Witnesses in my dream can place me in my bed, asleep, at the

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This quote suggests that the speaker had a dream where they were able to establish an alibi for themselves during a murder. They claim that witnesses within the dream can confirm that the speaker was in bed, asleep, at the exact time when the crime took place. This implies that the dream could potentially serve as evidence, providing an airtight alibi for the speaker, as witnessed by the dream characters.

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By Jarod Kintz

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