Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.

Freud said he didn't know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.

Kurt Vonnegut

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

Bill Dana

If a dad does his job, we don't need prisons, we don't need jails. That's what I saw growing up.

Mike Singletary

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Robert Benchley

If we have freedom, we have life. Therefore to live, we must love our fellow man, or all will live with the chains of strife.

Donald D. Campbell

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life.

Lawrence Kasdan

I myself spent nine years in an insane asylum and I never had the obsession of suicide, but I know that each conversation with a psychiatrist, every morning at the time of his visit, made me want to hang myself, realizing that I would not be able to cut his throat.

Antonin Artaud

The cradle rocks above an abyss, and common sense tells us that our existence is but a brief crack of light between two eternities of darkness.

Vladimir Nabokov

Our DNA is as a consumer company - for that individual customer who's voting thumbs up or thumbs down. That's who we think about. And we think that our job is to take responsibility for the complete user experience. And if it's not up to par, it's our fault, plain and simply.

Steve Jobs

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

Victoria Beckham

turn him into stars and form a constellation in his image. His face will make the heavens so beautiful that the world will fall in love with the night and forget about the garish sun.

William Shakespeare

My experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all.

Oscar Wilde