I don't think I'm funny.

Great persecutors are recruited among martyrs whose heads haven't been cut off.

E. M. Cioran

A lot of people love Oreos. So their manufacturer is making money. That means more dividends for shareholders.

Maria Bartiromo

The College Access and Opportunity Act addresses the important need to make higher education more affordable and easier to access for low and middle-income students.

Ron Lewis

There is an unknown land full of strange flowers and subtle perfumes, a land of which it is joy of all joys to dream, a land where all things are perfect and poisonous.

Oscar Wilde

The problem is not whether business will survive in competition with business, but whether any business will survive at all in the ;face of social change.

Laurence J. Mcginley

At male strip shows, it is still the women that we watch, the audience of women and their eager faces. They are more obscene than if they were dancing naked themselves.

Jean Baudrillard

I believe firmly that in making ethical decisions, man has the prerogative of true freedom of choice.

Corliss Lamont

If you did not in your own mind distinguish between useful and erroneous information, then you were not learning at all, you were merely replacing ignorance with false belief, which was no improvement.

Orson Scott Card

When one has the feeling of dislike for evil, when one feels tranquil, one finds pleasure in listening to good teachings when one has these feelings and appreciates them, one is free of fear.

Buddha

As a reward for their efforts, however, those early Christians were beaten, stoned to death, thrown to the lions, tortured and crucified. Every conceivable method was used to stop them from talking.

Josh McDowell

However well organized the foundations of life may be, life must always be full of risks.

Havelock Ellis

The average man does not know what to do with this life, yet wants another one which will last forever.

Anatole France