Quote by Frank Carson

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker's wife may not have a particularly strong affection for them. Even during a life-threatening situation like a heart attack, instead of rushing to their aid, the wife's reaction is to simply write a letter requesting an ambulance. The quote implies a lack of emotional connection or care in the relationship, highlighting a lighthearted and ironic dynamic between the couple.

By Frank Carson

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