Quote by Ambrose Bierce

Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.

Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a

Summary

This quote humorously captures egotism by illustrating an exaggerated display of confidence and arrogance. By doing the challenging New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen, the individual showcases a self-assured belief in their ability to achieve perfection or infallibility. This action represents the ego's desire to assert dominance, refusing to accept mistakes or the need for erasure. The quote mocks the tendency to prioritize reputation and self-image over humility and the willingness to learn from failures.

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By Ambrose Bierce

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