My father always told me, Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

My hands are clean, but not because I wasn't prepared to bloody them.

Orson Scott Card

You never become a howling success by just howling.

Bob Harrington

All this pitting of sex against sex, of quality against quality; all this claiming of superiority and imputing of inferiority, belong to the private-school stage of human existence where there are 'sides,' and it is necessary for one side to beat another side, and of the utmost importance to walk up to a platform and receive from the hands of the Headmaster himself a highly ornamental pot.

Virginia Woolf

The birds are moulting. If only man could moult also -- his mind once a year its errors, his heart once a year its useless passions.

James Allen, A Kentucky Cardinal

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

Deb Caletti

That I feel a desire, my friends, that we in this latter day of the world, in which light is fast spreading, that we should be willing to attend to those portions of the Scriptures of truth that direct us home to the foundation.

Elias Hicks

Of all the gods only death does not desire gifts.

Aeschylus

Every man is an impossibility until he is born.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

We must keep our thought secret, and judge everything by it, while talking like the people.

Blaise Pascal

Perhaps our only sickness is to desire a truth which we cannot bear rather than to rest content with the fictions we manufacture out of each other.

Lawrence Durrell

Thou askest me to take things seriously? After what thou didst last night? When thou needest to kill a man and instead did what you did? You were supposed to kill one, not make one! When we have just seen the sky full of airplanes of a quantity to kill us back to our grandfathers and forward to all unborn grandsons including all cats, goats and bedbugs. Airplanes making a noise to curdle the milk in your mother's breasts as they pass over darkening the sky and roaring like lions and you ask me to take things seriously. I take them too seriously already.

Ernest Hemingway

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.

Joe Rogan