Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and wat

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The quote highlights the speaker's confusion about their father-in-law's habit of waking up early to watch the Discovery Channel. They express uncertainty and question the motivation behind the routine, suggesting that they fail to understand the allure or importance placed on it.

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