I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

The Sestos and Abydos of her breasts Not of two lovers, but two loves the nests.

John Donne

In nine times out of ten, the slanderous tongue belongs to a disappointed person.

George Bancroft

What more does man want to know than that the hand or power that made these things is divine, is omnipotent? Let him believe this with the force it is impossible to repel, if he permits his reason to act, and his rule of moral life will follow of course.

Thomas Paine

Exercise should be regarded as tribute to the heart.

Gene Tunney

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Bill Cosby

To endeavor to work upon the vulgar with fine sense is like attempting to hew blocks with a razor.

Alexander Pope

Time brings all things to pass.

Aeschylus

Yeah we all shine on, like the moon, and the stars, and the sun.

John Lennon

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. First I see the ball where I want it to finish, nice and white and sitting up high on the bright green grass. Then the scene quickly changes, and I see the ball going there: its path, trajectory, and shape, even its behavior on landing. Then there is a sort of fade-out, and the next scene shows me making the kind of swing that will turn the previous images into reality.

Jack Nicklaus

Age becomes reality when you hear someone refer to that attractive young woman standing next to the woman in the green dress, and you find that you're the one in the green dress.

Lois Wyse

She (Madame Bovary) had that indefinable beauty that comes from happiness, enthusiasm, success - a beauty that is nothing more or less than a harmony of temperament and circumstances

Gustave Flaubert

I have nothing against 3-D in theory. But I've also never run to the movies because something's in 3-D.

J. J. Abrams