Quote by Larry David

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm t

Summary

The speaker delivered a comedic speech for his wife's birthday celebration and then reflects on his ability to entertain and make people laugh. This quote highlights his sense of humor and self-assurance, suggesting that he is pleased with the positive response he received and believes he still possesses the wit and charm to entertain others.

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