Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me the other day and said, Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over, nobody was home.

A girl phoned me the other day and said, Come on over, there

Summary

This quote showcases a humorous story where the speaker receives a call from a girl inviting them over, suggesting there will be no one at home. Believing the invitation, the speaker goes to her house only to find that indeed nobody is home. The quote plays on the absurdity of the situation, emphasizing the irony and unexpected outcome. It highlights the often quirky and unpredictable nature of everyday experiences.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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