God is a comic, playing to an audience that's afraid to laugh.

We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea, whether it is to sail or to watch - we are going back from whence we came.

John F. Kennedy

I would guess that any criticism about Wal-Mart could have some element of truth with 1,500,000 people.

Lee Scott

Practical observation commonly consists of collecting a few facts and loading them with guesses.

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I'm not geeky but I have my geeky, corky moments, and then I've got some aspects of cool in me, I guess.

Nick Cannon

What I've learned is I want to enjoy my life, and food is a big part of it.

Gwyneth Paltrow

When workmen strive to do better than well, they do confound their skill in covetousness.

William Shakespeare

Meditation is all about the pursuit of nothingness. It's like the ultimate rest. It's better than the best sleep you've ever had. It's a quieting of the mind. It sharpens everything, especially your appreciation of your surroundings. It keeps life fresh.

Hugh Jackman

Well, I actually first got into music as a small child, and as I became a teen, I sought out making money from music, weather that was singing lounge gigs, backup in studios, or weddings.

Chantal Kreviazuk

My legs are really long and that's cool apparently, but I'm totally klutzy. I mean, I'm like Bambi. I fall all over myself because I can't control my arms and my really long legs.

Taylor Momsen

God has marvelous ways of taking our worst tragedies and turning them into His most glorious triumphs.

Joseph Stowell

The arc of American history almost inevitably moves toward freedom. Whether it's Lincoln and the Emancipation Proclamation, the expansion of women's rights or, now, gay rights, I think there is an almost-inevitable march toward greater civil liberties.

James McGreevey

She was so ugly that she looks like she came second in a hatchet fight.

Rodney Dangerfield