Quote by Steven Wright

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)...and says, Here, you can go.

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpos

Summary

This quote suggests that the person intentionally had their driver's license photo taken out of focus. The purpose behind this decision becomes clearer when they get pulled over by a police officer. The officer, unable to clearly see the photo and potentially doubting its authenticity, ultimately decides to let them go without issuing a ticket or further questioning. Therefore, the purposely blurry photo serves as a form of subtle deception to avoid unnecessary consequences when encountering law enforcement.

By Steven Wright

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