My grandfather and my uncle both died from colorectal cancer, my dad almost died from it and I have the gene for it.

If I don't get food in my mouth, I'm still happy. If my pants are round my ankles, as long as I don't get arrested for indecent exposure, I'm happy. I'm worried about keeping my hair, not how it's combed.

Michael J. Fox

I come from a stupid family. During the Civil War my great Uncle fought for the west!

Rodney Dangerfield

It is only imperfection that complains of what is imperfect. The more perfect we are the more gentle and quiet we become towards the defects of others.

Joseph Addison

Every man's memory is his private literature.

Aldous Huxley

I've said it before, but it's absolutely true: My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.

Liza Minnelli

The man who says his evening prayer is a captain posting his sentinels. He can sleep.

Charles Baudelaire

You're only as good as your last haircut.

Fran Lebowitz

Cinema is visually powerful, it is a complete experience, reaches a different audience. It's something I really like. I like movies.

Yann Martel

I don't have perfect teeth, I'm not stick thin. I want to be the person who feels great in her body and can say that she loves it and doesn't want to change anything.

Emma Watson

The ways of love are strange and hard: the love you want is always barred; the love you have you want to change. The ways of love are hard and strange.

Orson Scott Card

O how small a portion of earth will hold us when we are dead, who ambitiously seek after the whole world while we are living.

Philip II

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

Josh Billings