Quote by Steven Wright

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake light

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of describing the scenario where someone tricks people behind them into thinking they are braking when actually accelerating quickly. By linking the accelerator pedal with the brake lights, the speaker suggests that the sudden movement confuses the drivers around them. The quote highlights the element of surprise and humor that comes from unexpected actions and reactions in everyday situations.

By Steven Wright

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