Quote by Roseanne Barr

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when

Summary

This quote reflects a lighthearted and humorous perspective on the responsibilities of a housewife. It suggests that ensuring the children's safety and well-being is the main measure of success in this role. The quote cleverly draws attention to the challenges faced by housewives and their dedication to managing household tasks while taking care of the family. Despite its humorous tone, it can be seen as a commentary on the often undervalued and underestimated nature of the housewife's role in society.

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Marriage

By Roseanne Barr

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