I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

Herb Caen

Some people get an eduction without going to college the rest get it after they get out.

Mark Twain

Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.

Meister Eckhart

Canada and the United States are also working at the World Trade Organization and in our own hemisphere with negotiations for a Trade Area of the Americas to try to help countries create a positive climate for investment and trade.

Paul Cellucci

There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.

Eric Wareheim

When you strike at a king, you must kill him

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Order your soul; reduce your wants; live in charity; associate in Christian community; obey the laws; trust in Providence.

Saint Augustine of Hippo

Very little is needed to make a happy life it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.

Marcus Aurelius

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Mark Twain, Following the Equato

Forgiveness means letting go of the past.

Gerald Jampolsky

The law of humanity ought to be composed of the past, the present, and the future, that we bear within us; whoever possesses but one of these terms, has but a fragment of the law of the moral world.

Edgar Quinet

My God, my aim and my fulfillment; I am thy yesterday and thou are my tomorrow. I am they root in the earth and thou art my flower in the sky, and together we grow before the face of the sun.

Kahlil Gibran