Quote by Tim Allen

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Summary

This quote likely refers to the common practice in algebra of manipulating equations by introducing "good lies" or assumptions that help simplify or solve problems. The speaker humorously confesses to being an "algebra liar," suggesting they are skilled at strategically deceiving or bending rules in order to produce a positive outcome. By employing such tactics, they imply that they are capable of effectively navigating the complexities of algebraic equations.

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