I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. So I looked closer.It was made of grass.

Steven Wright

My advice to you concerning applause is this: enjoy it but never quite believe it.

Robert Montgomery

The purpose of man is in action not thought.

Thomas Carlyle

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

George Bernard Shaw

Old age may seem a long way off. But on the day it doesn't, it will be too late to do anything about it.

Source Unknown

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself.

Andre Breton

Return to the root and you will find the meaning.

SengTs'an

A glorious Church is like a magnificent feast; there is all the variety that may be, but every one chooses out a dish or two that he likes, and lets the rest alone: how glorious soever the Church is, every one chooses out of it his own religion, by which he governs himself, and lets the rest alone.

John Selden

Set the foot down with distrust on the crust of the world -- it is thin.

Edna St. Vincent Millay

When you have once seen the glow of happiness on the face of a beloved person, you know that a man can have no vocation but to awaken that light on the faces surrounding him. In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.

Albert Camus

What I point out to people is that it's silly to be afraid that you're not going to get what you want if you ask. Because you are already not getting what you want. They always laugh about that because they realize it's so true. Without asking you already have failed, you already have nothing. What are you afraid of? You're afraid of getting what you already have! It's ridiculous! Who cares if you don't get it when you ask for it, because, before you ask for it, you don't have it anyway. So there's really nothing to be afraid of.

Marcia Martin

Sincerity may be humble, but she cannot be servile.

Lord (George Gordon) Byron